He told all the stories, of the family he had observed,
The ASS gave Santa the low down on what they deserved!
Santa listened astutely while the ASS talked,
Some of the things he heard made Santa quite shocked!
The ASS had done good, gave Santa advice,
And for that Santa paid him a very good price!
Now the family had time, to make up for their flaws,
And to get back on the good side of ole Santa Claus!