The ASS thought to himself, how’d that stupid Elf do this each day,
Just sit on the shelf and watch children play!
Those kids were crazy and kept the ASS on his toes,
Sometimes he thought this job he has blows!
He reached to out to Santa for a word of advice,
ASS was told to have patience it would be worth the price!
So he let the kids play until they put him down,
Then ASS drown his sorrows in a bottle of Crown!