Christmas Ass ~ Dec 12, 2014 ~ Ugly Sweater

DSC_0126The ASS was invited to the office bash,
He’d needed something to wear, so he dug thru his stash!
He found the perfect thing, deep down in the drawer,
But it looked like T-Rex, had wanted it more!

ASS won’t give up, as he needed this wooly,
He couldn’t believe Rex was such a big bully!
ASS was scared for a moment, then realized there’s no harm,
As T-Rex couldn’t reach him with those little arms!

The highlight of the party, was the ugly Christmas Sweater,
The girls did it well, but the ASS did it better!
The ASS strutted his stuff, amongst the whistles and cries,DSC_0129
That shit was ugly, but he won first prize!








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