ASS won’t give up, as he needed this wooly,
He couldn’t believe Rex was such a big bully!
ASS was scared for a moment, then realized there’s no harm,
As T-Rex couldn’t reach him with those little arms!
The highlight of the party, was the ugly Christmas Sweater,
The girls did it well, but the ASS did it better!
The ASS strutted his stuff, amongst the whistles and cries,
That shit was ugly, but he won first prize!