The ASS headed home after a night in the slammer,
ASS was a bit sore, his head pounded like a hammer!
The ASS learned his lesson, always check your facts,
Or at least be smart enough, to cover your tracks!
The ordeal left him frazzled, exhausted and drained,
Never again did he want to be so contained!
The worst part of jail was no coffee or treats,
So home he went to guzzle some Java and sweets!