The ASS cared for that limb, day in and day out,
IT would grow big and strong, he had no doubt!
He fed it each day, handle the tree with kid gloves,
Watered it generously, sprinkled in magic and love!
That limb grew so big, became the cream of the crop,
The next day the ASS climbed his way to the top!
He got so excited, started decking the halls,
The ASS trimmed the tree out with trinkets and balls!