Don’t be hoodwinked – those girls were bad news,
They hopped him up on candy and booze!
The ASS was out of control, at his first binge,
The things that he did would make Santa Claus cringe!
From the corner of his eye, the ASS saw a cute Moose,
And under the influence he started to seduce!
After they both had their fun, the ASS still had his pride,
The least he could do was pay for his ride!