Santa texted the ASS, he needed assistance,
Santa could not help, not from a distance!
The ASS ran to the aid of the team at Fort Wood,
He would help out, where ever he could!
The ASS helped to set up the Holiday Event,
He spent most of his time in the SSD tent!
He tried to be good, but could tell by their faces
They would lead him to trouble, in all kinds of places!