The ASS crept in, while the little ones snoozed,
He had to admit, he was a bit confused.
Santa warned him about kids, said they could be trouble,
The ASS was ready to skip out of town on the double!
But Mackenzye lay dreaming, her face o so sweet,
And Christopher, cuddly from his head to his feet!
Santa misspoke thought the ASS, with relief and a sigh
With these two in the house what could possibly go awry?!